Client: “I like the website and everything, and I love the design, but I’m really put off by this Google thing…”
Me: “What’s the matter?”
Client: “Well, when I start to type out the first three letters of the company name in the search bar, Google suggests ‘vaginal discharge’ as the first option! How are our customers supposed to shop happily with vaginal discharges on their minds!”
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A “Christ-centered” liberal arts university in Rome, Georgia is asking all 200 of its employees to formally reject homosexuality by signing a “Personal Lifestyle Statement.”
Shorter University president Don Dowless said any employee who refuses to sign the statement [pdf] — which also requires the rejection of premarital sex and adultery — will be subject to immediate termination.
“I think that anybody who adheres to a lifestyle that is outside of what the biblical mandate is and of what the board has passed, including the president, would not be allowed to continue here,” he told Channel 2 Action News.
The new policy has many staffers concerned that witch hunts could be launched against them out of spite. “My faith is strong and I recognize that the University has the legal right to do this,” one anonymous gay employee told The GA Voice, “but just because it is legal it isn’t necessarily morally right.”
A petition has been posted online by university alumni asking Shorter to stop requiring faculty members to sign the “lifestyle pledge.”
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A “Christ-centered” liberal arts university in Rome, Georgia is asking all 200 of its employees to formally reject homosexuality by signing a “Personal Lifestyle Statement.”
Shorter University president Don Dowless said any employee who refuses to sign the statement [pdf] — which also requires the rejection of premarital sex and adultery — will be subject to immediate termination.
“I think that anybody who adheres to a lifestyle that is outside of what the biblical mandate is and of what the board has passed, including the president, would not be allowed to continue here,” he told Channel 2 Action News.
The new policy has many staffers concerned that witch hunts could be launched against them out of spite. “My faith is strong and I recognize that the University has the legal right to do this,” one anonymous gay employee told The GA Voice, “but just because it is legal it isn’t necessarily morally right.”
A petition has been posted online by university alumni asking Shorter to stop requiring faculty members to sign the “lifestyle pledge.”
Client: “Could you edit this button on the website.”
Me: “Which one are you talking about?”
Client: “This one.”
Me: “Which one?”
Client: “The one my mouse is pointing at, are you blind!?”
Me: “…We’re having this conversation over the phone. I can’t see your mouse.”
Client: “Well then go onto the site! I’m hovering the mouse right over the button. It’s hard to miss!”
Me: “What!?”
You may feel like you’re riding a fast train to success. Success can be measured in different ways. Today it’s important that you consider your emotional success and how your feelings fit into your life. You may discover that the train you’re on isn’t the train you should be on. Don’t be afraid to get off at the next station and transfer to a different line.
